Random (R)etchings

Finally, the Gujjars have been accorded 5% special reservation. I also have added the word Gujjars to my word dictionary. Two great events! Alright, the second pales in significance to the first. But, just about. So, we all knew that, this was going to happen. After all Colonel Kirori Singh Bainsala had not only held the State of Rajasthan but also the whole of India for ransom.

I wonder if I could ever be able to pull off, such a feat. In India, its all about getting together a group of like minded people, who have no qualms about burning State property, laying siege to rail tracks and of course, killing a few innocents. Oh yes, you need a selfish and personal cause, to sell to the people. After that, you demand your ransom. Any idiot would see that, if the Colonel succeeded, then there are lots of people out there who are going to say, “Hey Me Too”. That’s all about Mr Bainsala, who is fast attaining cult status. Here’s hoping he doesn’t disappear into the sands of Rajasthan, but continues burning State property, for the good of mankind or specifically ‘hiskind’.

Harman Baweja, heard about him? Yes, that horsey looking guy, who for some reason or the other is being compared to Hritik Roshan. Well, he’s got his PR guys to feature him of the front page of the TOI supplement and NO he does not talk about his insipid looking movie, Love Story 2050, but he gives an interesting nugget of information. He and Priyanka Chopra are just friends, nothing more! Four Words. Who the Hell Cares? No but, Harman does. He wants to keep his so called fan following interested, right. He needs to be in the news. How does he that? Well with the most common cliché in show business, “We are Just Friends.” Whenever I look at Priyanka Chopra I am reminded of an emaciated pig. No really. Even her nickname is ‘Piggy Chops’. There must be reason for that!

Alright, next up is our very own Man of a Thousand Controversies, ‘Sreesanth”. Who is he? The guy who got slapped by Harbhajan; or was it punched. The guy who can shed a tear, better than Kapil Pa Ji. He got into an argument with the staff of a Bangalore Hotel owing to some faulty air conditioning in his room. The icing on the cake and this is according to one of the best news channels of Independent India, ‘India TV” is that he blackmailed one of the hotel staff for ’30 thousand dollars’. Don’t ask why? You don’t demand understanding from whatever crap is showing on India TV. Don’t even ask me why I was watching it? It’s like Manoj Night Shyamalan’s, quote on ‘The Happening”, ‘Don’t Ask Questions”. Well Mr. MNS we didn’t and I guess you didn’t ask questions of the script either.

What else, apart from the fact that its two days for the weekend. I really dread weekends, there is nothing to do. Absolutely nothing! I might just go and catch one of my favorite actors, Edward Norton, in action as the incredible hulk. However, it’s going to be a special effects extravaganza, and wont showcase Norton’s acting skills. Well that’s it then! I know it’s a crappy post, what do I do? I had this crap in my mind and I just wanted to get it out of my system.